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"It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations,
it's very easy to surprise people." - Pamela Anderson. (Canadian Model, Actress & Top Glamour Model - Covergirl.)
Blondes may indeed be one of the most valuable resources on planet earth; after all, some fine blondage turns you on, right? ...and, blonde reflects more sunlite thus helping in the fight against global warming. It is however both odd and disturbing that the abundance of blondes online is not matched in day to day life on the streets of America. I blame blonde jokes for that tragic shortage.
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Q: What nickname is most used by blonde's in order to boost their social life & popularity?
A: B.J.
Q: What's usually the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Q: How do most horny guys spell relief?
A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
Q: What do blondes & instant win lottery tickets have in common?
A: Simple. Scratch the box to win.
Q: Did you hear about the smart blonde with a PHD in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.
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