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Nasty jokes are sometimes the only thing that keeps an adult webmaster going; well, beer helps make the nasty jokes funny... Anyway, here is some of that funny stuff that just could get you through the day (along with a big cold beer)...

Unusual bytes of nasty jokes wisdom.

Various things not to say
when in Victoria's Secret.....

• # 10 Does this come in children's sizes?
• # 9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
• # 8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
• # 7 Mom will love this.
• # 6 Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

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• # 5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
• # 4 Will you model this for me???
• # 3 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
• # 2 $45?? You're just going to end up NAKED anyway !!
• # 1 Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that !!!

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