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Various Reasons
why
Studying Is Better Than Sex!

• 10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
• 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where you left off.
• 8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
• 7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
• 6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

• 5. If you don't finish a chapter, you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser".
• 4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
• 3. You don't get embarassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
• 2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
• 1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

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