- 1] Anti-body - Against everyone
- 2] Artery - The study of fine paintings
- 3] Bacteria - The back door of a cafeteria
- 4] Barium - What you do after CPR fails
- 5] Benign - What you are after you be eight and before you be ten
- 6] Bowel - A letter like A,E,I,O,U, and sometimes Y
- 7] Cesaerean section - A district in Rome
- 8] Cardiac arrest - Taken into custody after stealing a coupe deville
- 9] Cardiology - Advance study of poker playing
- 10] CAT Scan - Searching for the kitty
- 11] Cauterize - To make eye contact with a woman
- 12] Charlie Horse - A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby
- 13] Colic - A sheep dog
- 14] Coma - A punctuation mark
- 15] Congenital - Friendly
- 16] D&C - Where Washington is
- 17] Dilate - To live long
- 18] Enema - Not a friend
- 19] Fester - Uncle
- 20] Fibula - A small white lie
- 21] Genes - What you wear cutting grass
- 22] Genital - Not a Jew
- 23] G.I. Series - A baseball game between teams of soldiers
- 24] Hangnail - A coat hook
- 25] Hemorrhoid - A male alien from outerspace
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- 26] Herpes - What a woman does when we stop at a rest area
- 27] Hormones - What a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
- 28] Impotent - Distinguished, well known
- 29] Labor pain - Getting hurt at work
- 30] Medical staff - A doctor's cane
- 31] Minor operation - Coal digging
- 32] Morbid - A higher offer
- 33] Nitrates - Cheaper than the day rates
- 34] Node - Was aware of
- 35] Organic - An organ work repairman
- 36] Outpatient - A patient who has fainted
- 37] Pap smear - A fatherhood test
- 38] Paralyze - Two far fetched stories
- 39] Pelvis - A cousin of Elvis
- 40] Pharmacist - A person who makes living in agriculture
- 41] Post-operative - A letter carrier
- 42] Protein - In favor of young people
- 43] Recovery room - Where they do upholstery
- 44] Rectum - Dang near killed 'em
- 45] Scalpel - What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings
- 46] Secretion - Hiding something
- 47] Seizure - A Roman emperor
- 48] Tablet - A small table
- 49] Terminal illness - Getting sick at the airport
- 52] Tumor - An extra pair
- 53] Urine - The opposite of "you are out"
- 54] Vericose - Nearby
- 55] Vein - Conceited
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