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Nasty jokes are sometimes the only thing that keeps an adult webmaster going; well, beer helps make the nasty jokes funny... Anyway, here is some of that funny stuff that just could get you through the day (along with a big cold beer)...
Unusual bytes of nasty jokes wisdom.
Murphy's
Laws of Computing.
- 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
- 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
- 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
- 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
- 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
- 6. To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
- 7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
- 8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
- 9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
- 10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
- 11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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