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Nasty jokes are sometimes the only thing that keeps an adult webmaster going; well, beer helps make the nasty jokes funny... Anyway, here is some of that funny stuff that just could get you through the day (along with a big cold beer)...
Unusual bytes of nasty jokes wisdom.
Evidence of party affiliation... #1
Q. Why is it that many Republicans have broken noses?
A. From chasing parked lobbyist limousines.
Q. Where can you find a good Republican?
A. In the cemetery.
Q. What’s the difference between a Republican and a gigolo?
A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
Q. What’s the difference between a Republican and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: How do you keep a Republican from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: How do you get a Republican out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: What’s the difference between a Republican and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
Q: What does a Republican typically say in a bar?
A: “Moo”
Q: What is the best way a Republican can prolong his life?
A: Wrap himself with duct tape.
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?
A: When a bus load of Republicans goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
A: There was an empty seat.
Q: What do you call 5,000 dead Republicans at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a Republican is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Republican in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why won’t sharks attack Republicans?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: Why are so many experimental labs now using Republicans instead of white rats?
A: 1. There are more Republicans than rats
2. Grad students don’t become emotionally attached to the Republicans
3. There are some things even a rat won’t do.
Q: What do have when a Republican is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q. Why does the Deep South have so many Republicans and New Jersey have so many toxic waste dumps?
A. New Jersey got first choice.
and the best for last . . .
Q. Why to Republicans wear neckties?
A. To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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