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The obligatory
BLONDE JOKES.
- How did the blonde explain how her helicopter crashed?She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.
- Why did the blonde quit her job as a restroom attendant? She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
- How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
- How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading.
- Did you hear about the blonde who thought she discovered that he had a twin sister?She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror.
- Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
- How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
- Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
- Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
- Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.
- Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
- Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?To see what was on the other side.
- Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
- Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years."
- Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed.
- Did you hear about the blonde who was shopping in Macy's when the power went out? She was trapped for three hours on an escalator.
- How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers all her clothes up, and jumps off.
- How do you drown a blonde? Leave a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
- What are the two hardest years in a blondes life? The sixth grade.
- Why are blonde's hair so high? To catch everything that goes over their heads.
- What did the blonde get on her Math test? Lipstick.
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