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Bar patrons - who are they?
Remember these for those special times........
- ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her... "C'mon lady, I'm a fun guy..."
- ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face...
- ...These two strings walk upto a bar... The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar... The other string ruffs himself up
on the street and curls up and orders... The bartender shouts, Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" String says "Yeah." Bartender says, "aren't you a string?" String says, "No,
I'm a frayed not..."
- ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Steve?!"
- ... This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What'll ya have..." The seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club...
- ... This skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop..."
- ... This guy goes to a bar every day and orders three shots. This goes on for years and years. But one day he shows up and only gets two. The bartender get a little worried and ask if
everything is OK. The guy says "Well, every day I drink three shots. One is for me and the others are for my brothers..." "Well," says the bartender, a little concerned, "Did something
happen to one of your brothers?" "The guy says, "Nope. I quit drinking..."
...There was a Jew and a Chinese sitting at the bar drinking. All of a sudden the Jew turns and punches the Chinese in the face knocking him off his stool, stunned the Chinese gets up
and says, "What the hell was that for?" The Jew replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor." The Chinese says, "That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese." The Jew says, "well you have black hair
squinted eyes and buckteeth, it's all the same to me." The Chinese says "Okay" and sits on his stool and continues drinking. About a half hour later the Chinese turns and punches the
Jew in the face knocking him off his stool, the Jew gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?" The Chinese says "That was for the Titanic." The Jew replies, "The Titanic? That was
an Iceberg." The Chinese says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, it's all the same to me..."
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