Various air travel terms
known to be confusing......

 AA (American Airlines)            - Arrive Anyway                              
 AI (Air India)                    - Allah Informed
 ALITALIA                          - Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival
                                   - Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam
 BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) - Better On A Camel
                                   - Bloody Old and Careless
 CA (China Airlines)               - Choose Another
 CAAC (Chinese Avation Airl.Comp.) - Chinese Airline Always Canceled
 (Civil Aviation Authority of China ?) - China Airlines Almost (Always) Crashes
 CPA (Canadian Airl.Intl.)         - Can't Promise Anything
     (New code CAI)                - Crash And Ignite
                                   - Call Ambulance Immediately
                                   - Circle Airport Indefinitely
                                   - Cruise Above Iceland
                                   - Cancel Alaskan Itinerary
                                   - Call Attendants "Idiots"
                                   - Check All Items
                                   - Copilots Are Imbeciles
                                   - Casual Atmosphere Inside
 DELTA                             - Don't Even Leave The Airport
                                   - Don't Ever Leave The Airport
                                   - Don't Even Let Them Aboard (referring to the arabs ?)
                                   - Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
 EAL (Eastern)                     - Eastern's Always Late
 ELAL                              - Every Landing Always Late
 JAT (Yugoslav Airlines)           - Joke About Time
 LOT (Polish Airlines)             - Last One There
                                   - Luggage On Tarmack (wave 'bye!)
 LUFTHANSA                         - Let Us Fuck The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available?
 PA (Philippine Airways)           - Please Avoid
 PAL (Phil. Airlines)              - Philippines Always Late
 PAN AM                            - Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad
 PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl)          - Please Inform Allah
                                   - Panic In Air
                                   - Perhaps I Arrive
 QANTAS                            - Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
 SABENA (Belgium)                  - Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again
                                   - Such A Bad Experience, Never Again
 SAHSA (Servicio Aero Honduras SA) - Stay At Home, Stay Alive
 SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System)   - Sweet And Sexy
                                   - Sex And Service
 SIA (Singapore Intl.Airl.)        - So Incredible, Aah
 TACA                              - Take A Chance Airline
 TAP (Portuguese Airl.)            - Take Another Plane
 TWA (Transworld Airl.)            - Travel Without Arrival
                                   - Try Walking, Asshole
                                   - Try Walking Again
                                   - The Worst Airline
                                   - Took Wrong Airline
                                   - Try Walking Across (transatlantic perspective)
                                   - Travel With Arabs
                                   - Terrorist Welcome Aboard
                                   - Terrorists With Arms
                                   - Teenie Weenie Airlines
                                   - Traveling Without Air
                                   - Tiny Wings Aflappin'!!!!!
 USAir                             - Unfortunately, Still Alleghany In Reality

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