Nasty jokes are sometimes the only thing that keeps an adult webmaster going; well, beer helps make the nasty jokes funny... Anyway, here is some of that funny stuff that just could get you through the day (along with a big cold beer)...

Unusual bytes of nasty jokes wisdom.

Various things not to say
when picking up your date.....

• 1) My parole officer thinks Debbie has a calming effect on me.
• 2) Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
• 3) Which one of you taught Sarah to give such great head?
• 4) Can you believe it those shitheads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
• 5) We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife can be rather vindictive at times.

• 6) Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
• 7) Sarah is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
• 8) Nice place you've got here, that painting looks expensive, I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
• 9) There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sarah's will be okay too.
• 10)Can I put my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost...

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Isn't it a shame that God gave men both a brain and a penis,
but not enough blood to run both at the same time!