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| SYMPTOM | FAULT | ACTION TO BE TAKEN |
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| Drink fails to give satisfaction and taste. Shirt front is wet. | Mouth not open while drinking OR glass being applied to wrong part of face. | Buy another pint and practice in front of mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect. |
| Drinking gives no satisfaction and taste. Glass is unusually pale and clear. | Glass is empty. | Find someone who will buy you another pint. |
| Feet wet and cold. | Glass is empty. | Turn glass the other way up, so that the open end is pointing at the ceiling. |
| Feet warm and wet. | Incorrect bladder control. | Go and stand next to nearest dog, after a while, complain to dog's owner about the lack of house training. Demand a pint as compensation. |
| Bar blurred. | You are looking through the bottom of an empty glass. | Find someone who will buy you another pint. |
| Bar Swaying. | Air turbulence is unusually high. May be due to darts match. | Insert broom handle down back of jacket. |
| Bar Moving. | You are being carried out. | Find out if you are being taken to another pub,if you're not,complain loudly that you're being hijacked by the salvation army. |
| You notice the wall oposite is covered with ceiling tiles and strip lights. | You have fallen over backwards. | If your glass is full and no one is standing on your drinking arm then stay put. |
| Everything has gone dim, and you have a mouthful of broken teeth and dog ends. | You have fallen over forwards. | If your glass is full and no one is standing on your drinking arm then stay put. |
| Everything has gone dark. | The bar is closing. | PANIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| You wake up to find your bed cold hard and wet. You can't see your bedroom walls or ceiling. | You have spent the night in the gutter. | Check your watch to see if it is opening time - if not then treat yourself to a lie-in. |
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